"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
"It may look like I'm just sitting here doing nothing, but I'm really actively waiting for all my problems to go away."
"Nothing is foolproof, fools are too ingenious."
"Have you ever noticed that people who drive slower than you are idiots and those who drive faster are maniacs?"
"Patience is a quality you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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